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The third and final game I’m looking at is Army (+14) vs Navy at M&T bank Stadium in Baltimore.  The stadium will probably be crawling with cadets like the one pictured above.

- See how effective her camouflage is?… I mean, I had to look at this picture 50-60 times before I was able to make out the fact that it was a blonde slut trying to lick her own breast.

- I could care less who wins, but I’ll take Army and the points because Navy has already had enough luck this year snapping that losing streak vs ND a couple weeks ago.

Good luck to all our men and women overseas…  God bless the slut in this picture…  And take a report.

-Large

Isn’t this that same douchebag, Owen Wilson, who tried to kill himself a couple months ago. 

Hate to beat a dead horse but 1) this horseface cocksucker aint dead, and 2) I still don’t get what the fuck he was so depressed about. 

Try being an overweight bald blogger who has to come up with a mortgage payment every month, jerk-off.  Then we can talk about slitting your wrists.

Take a report.

-Large

The second game I’m looking at is Oklahoma (-3) vs Missouri in the Alamodome.  Big 12 Championship Game… Mizzou wins, they play for BCS title.

- It always spooks me when the #1 ranked team in the nation is getting points on a neutral field.

- Mizzou has had a great run, and they are a fun team to watch, but last week’s win over previously unbeaten Kansas makes this look like a classic letdown game (and I guess the bookies agree). I’ll take the Sooners and lay the 3.

- And I know this picture is Photoshopped, but I could give a fuck less. So blow me.

Good luck again, and take a report.

-Large

Coming towards the end of the season, and I still have a ton of co-ed ass to show you, so my three picks for this weekend will come in three separate posts… Didn’t think you would mind.

First game is USC (-20) at home vs UCLA.
- USC is healthy again, and I think that they and Georgia are the two teams I would least like to play right now.
- The Bruins are pretty beat up, especially at QB, so they’re pretty much fucked.
- I’ll take the Trojans in a blowout and lay the 20.

Good luck and take a report.

-Large

Flight of Conchords, season 1.

1) TAR Holiday Hoo-ha is set. 12/19. In NYC. Lining up door prizes as you read this, so keep reading. Merry Christmas.

2) The NCAA Challenge has reached the final week with 4 contestants left, plus 1 guy who was reinstated because he refused to stop sending in picks. Next up: the NCAA Bowl Challenge.

3) TAR will go down around 3pm Friday and back up again Saturday, so plan accordingly.- admin

SCENE: Dark basement of bar in South side of Milwaukee. Single exposed light bulb flickers overhead exposing the dank stone walls that surround. Large is in center of the room tied to a folding chair with extension chord… shirt ripped, eye swollen, and blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. Tremendous guy in foam cheese-head hat standing above him with gun pressed to Large’s temple…

Cheesehead: “Just type it! Type it right fucking now!!”

Large: (sobbing) “Okay. Okay. But you promised to let me go
after this.”

I like Green Bay getting 7 at Dallas tonight.

Take a report, and call the fucking cops.

-Large

What’chu talkin’ about, Large?

Now I’m no doctor, but shouldn’t a pregnant woman wear panties?

This baby is gonna come out covered in yeast.

Take a report.

-Large

Oh. Nevermind.

Take a report.

-Large

A panda robot is the next best option.