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Chik-fil-A Bowl in the Georgia Dome tonight has Clemson vs Auburn.

Auburn changed offensive coordinators after the regular season, hiring Tony Franklin from Troy on Dec. 12 to replace Al Borges, who resigned under pressure. Franklin was running a spread offense at Troy, while the Tigers have been using a West Coast scheme.

Who will call the plays? How much of the no-huddle spread was Franklin able to install in two weeks? I have no fucking idea, so I’ll take Clemson and lay the 2.5 points.

Good luck and take a report.

-Large

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Been seeing alot of “Best of ‘07″ lists these past weeks, and it got me thinking… What better way to put out new content without having to do a stitch of new writing?

So I’m going to ask you a favor. Write down the title of your favorite piece of TAR content, and also your favorite TAR POA (piece of ass) and e-mail it to TAR at takearepool@yahoo.com.

We’ll post the top 5 in both categories for your ogling convenience.

Thanks for the feedback, Happy New Year, and take a fucking report.

-Large

(Happy New Years. Please send drunk & naked pictures of your friends and neighbors. - admin)

Music City Bowl in Nashville has Kentucky vs Florida State.

Think this one was taken off the board for a while because the Seminoles are missing over 30 kids for this game, mainly because of a cheating scandal that involved 25 players (including 11 starters).  Perfect way to end the Bowden Era.

But it looks like there is a line again.  The Daily News has Kentucky -10, which I will gladly lay.  Tough to compete with that many missing.  Plus I really like that Woodson kid.

I’ll take the Wildcats in a blowout, and lay the points.

Good luck and take a report.

-Large

Yup. Probably just gonna shave my legs and catch up on some sleep.

Take a report.

-Large

As I am getting out there and meeting more and more of my readers, I’ve started to notice a trend. TAR has been garnering its fair share of female viewers (including some of your wives… mine too). And although they don’t complain about this site’s affinity for racy female pics, they have asked me on at least a few occasions to throw something out there “for the ladies”. A little bit o’ beefcake to go with all the cheesecake.

Well, ladies, I have no problem with that. Can’t be much different from what I’ve been doing so far. Let’s throw something against the wall and see what sticks, shall we?

This gentleman pictured above is VJ Logan, winner of the reality show, America’s Smartest Model. Ummm… He’s got some great nipples, huh? And the weird way his hip muscles sort of crease towards his prick is… errr… just… ummm… delicious?

Know what? I’m not very good at this… So just enjoy the pic, ladies. I gotta go shower or something.

Thanks for reading and take a report.

-Large

I’m usually against giving pets as gifts, but this parakeet my Aunt Elsie got me for Kwanzaa is really starting to grow on me.

Plus it doesn’t mind riding shotgun in my golf cart… Which is nice.

Take a report.

-Large

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Holiday Bowl tonight in San Diego… Texas (9-3) vs Arizona State (10-2).

I like the Holiday Bowl, because it’s always the first real game of the post-season with a Big 12 team usually facing the runner-up in the Pac 10.

Can the Longhorns establish its dominance and make a statement going into 2008? Will the Sun Devils legitimize the Pac 10, and prove that they deserved to be in one of the big five bowls? I have no fucking idea. So let’s “ride the horse that got us here”, and make our pick based solely on the scattered ass shot I found to represent either school.

First ASU: Certainly an attractive young lady. And her proximity to a swing set shows her playful side. This Sun Devil personifies the Old Amish proverb, “When in doubt, go for the cut wife beater and cotton panties.”

Now for a looksee at a proper Texas Longhorn coed:

Hmm, tough to beat. Her heaving school spirit stuffed into a flimsy tank, that taut tummy built for report taking, and those sexy black panties built for…removing.

I gotta go with the Longhorns laying 2.5 pts here. No offense to the ladies of ASU, but you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Take a report.

-Large