Can a Pennis be a hero?
Couple of people asked for my take on Heath Ledger, so here we go…
I have nothing against the guy. Still not sure how he died, though. First it was suicide. Now it’s an overdose. I heard there was an unlicensed masseuse involved (he accidentally requested an “un”-happy ending perhaps?). And now I understand that one of the Olsen twins was in an adjacent bathroom masturbating throughout the whole ordeal… Okay. I made that last one up. But I wouldn’t put it past those deviant bitches.
Still, the young man is dead, and that’s an unfortunate tragedy for his friends and family.
But you know what? I have a problem with the way this kid has been eulogized by the media. Specifically, I take umbrage with this widespread storyline: “Ledger’s career will be most remembered for his heroic portrayal of a homosexual cowboy in Brokeback Mountain”.
“Heroic portrayal”? Really? This prick was paid millions of dollars to pretend to bang Jake Jellyhall in the ass, and I’m supposed to pin the term “hero” on him? Fuck that.
“Interesting”?… Maybe. But “heroic”?… Blow me.
How do you think an inner city ER doctor, or a soldier fighting in a desert overseas feels about our use of the term heroic relating to a 28 year-old millionaire with drug problems who never worked a full day in his life?
You want to know where you can look to find a real hero?… I have 2 words for you “Village” and “People”.
By the way, I am reading a timeline of Heath’s career, and apparently his character in Brokeback was named “Ennis del Mar”. That’s just one “P” away from being “Pennis del Mar”, which may or may not be italian for “penis of the sea”… That made me giggle for some reason.
Rest in peace, little-Pennis, and take a report.
-Large
January 30th, 2008 at 10:07 am
i’m heroic for working in jersey city
January 30th, 2008 at 10:13 am
That is great shit. just started reading this blog (heard about it on our trading desk) and have to say always gives me a great laugh.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
“I love my dead gay son!!”
January 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
movie line in case u are lost on that last one
January 30th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Looks like Heath would have been a good end for the Jersey Giants.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:24 am
The cream rising to the top this morning. Let’s all add zero value before the fed. Come on large we need a shot in the arm. Hurry! Hurry! Restore order!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:30 am
on the bowl backing one out…. take a seat the air is great.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:41 am
‘Pennis of the Sea’ - you’re fucking killing me…
January 30th, 2008 at 11:07 am
The word Hero is thrown around so much, it has lost some of it’s value. As for Heath, he was so fucking lucky it wasn’t even funny. When are we going to get back to good actors doing good roles, if I want to see a cowboy movie I’ll get a copy of Fist full of Dollars.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Bruno-
Do us all a favor…..and kill yourself-
ADMIN….is there any way of blocking this
Meathead’s comments?
You are so NOT funny.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am
MeeHall, I’m with you 100%. This cheesedick just found the site (along with Timmy the Trader boy) and is staining it hard. I miss the old TAR…
January 30th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I saw an article last week that this freak (the naked cowboy) earns over 100k per year.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:28 am
As long as the new Batman is finished, I could care less how “penis of the sea” took his final report
January 30th, 2008 at 11:59 am
MeeHall - just some pre-Superbowl jitters. He’s got to be a helluva lot worse or repeatedly start meaningless fights to join the crew in the box. BTW, I put 5footFlea in the box for a day and forgot about him for a few months. So if that psycho is reading this: sorry ’bout that.
As for Tim, if he keeps it up, he’ll be the recipient of a Special Commemorative DVD collection, courtesy of Large’s buddy at Vivid Video.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Here, Here, Admin!
January 30th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Heroic? That’s a frigging joke. The soldiers/sailors/Marines fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan are heroic. A guy getting paid a few sticks to french kiss a man and pretend to like it is called acting. So tired of how we idolize these knuckledhead celebrities. Bunk
January 30th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Fuck this loser Heath Ledger. his job was to pretend to be someone he is not get paid millions for it. Then you hang out. If you can’t manage that life you should fukin die. Infact I’ll help you on your way. Heroic herfukinroic ……bullshit for acting gay on film. For what he got paid on that film, I would go 2 girl one cup with Large. And I’d do it with a smile on my face.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
BTW, his portrayal was total BS anyway. Dude didn’t even act half “gay” once other than when he was grabassing Jake. The dude slugged beers, ranched, and hung out with sluts most of the movie. Stay Large!