Real Naked Housewives of New York City
On you like a spider on a fly, Alex McCord.
TAR stumbled upon a naked photo of Alex, a star from Real Housewives of New York City (Tuesdays on Bravo, 10pm EST - as if you didn’t already know!). She makes a hot and sexy gimp.
Real Housewives of New York City, bah. Buncha hookers.
Take a report, Alex McCord.
It’s her, we’ll prove it later, but have a vote on it anyway.
-admin
April 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
That show is a disgrace!!! If I was a Jew in New York, I’d never go outside this city again. You’d think those stupid hookers would try and portray a less sterotypical role, but NOOOO, they show the rest of the world just how shallow and annoying they are. How aobut this one’s husband…like he doesn’t take it right in the pail? My wife hooked me on the other housewife show but that one had hot as hell women with bolt ons…this one is painful beyond belief…and another thing…YOU LIVE IN BROOKLYN…BIG DEAL!!!!! Her kids will be eating corn the long way by the time they are in 6th grade.
April 1st, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I must
I must
Improve my FACE!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Not even I’d do her…
April 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
ew.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Barry! You have a rep to maintain!
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 am
me like
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
Mask or not she is better than my wife, but that show is annoying.
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 am
two fried eggs and a poltergeist face…..this is what tv executives deem to be worthy of airtime…..and this is what people actually watch? God help us all
April 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
firs the Vespa and now Bravo… you are scaring me Large….
(Nofan that was hysterical).
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 am
That show is a F’ing joke. They are all fat ass’d Jew or Ginzo broads fresh of the Staten Island Ferry. You’d think guys with the brains to accumulate sweet Manhattan apartments and $7 million Hampton properties could score better chicks. Or, at least be able to stop them from publicizing what actual gutter trash they are. They are all skanks and this pancake chested sleestack is the worst of the lot. Saw an episode of her in a G-string in St Barth’s & almost puked.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 am
Wow, guess the Take a Report Cougar Fest will now have to be cancelled.
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:42 am
never even heard of the show…that lady seems like an old hag (but tities are tities)….on the flip side the llink to see the un=censored photo is fucking genius would love to see more of that… titties in the morning are as good as my starbucks, followed by a good dump.
[Like dumps, eh? Boy has Large got a post for you! @11am]
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:09 am
This just ruined my morning. First a Vespa, now Bravo…Whats next the Oxygen Network??? Take a report Mcgrevey!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 am
I can’t wait for 11am now. Thanks.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
Those women tripped on a Madison Avenue sidewalk, and when they fell, their mouths landed on rich guys’ dicks. That’s how all five of those trash bags got where they are today. Yes, I know. I’m just bitter cuz’ I refuse to suck dick for money.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:27 am
Bang! She has great tits.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 am
green goblin mug
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 am
Good job she has a couple of bucks because she needs 2 assistants (at least) to catch her tits and ass when she takes her clothes off.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
I’ve seen commercials for that show and the above beyotch annoys me just in the commercials. What’s so great about them titties? Picture was taken awhile ago, but they’ve sagged a little more since - meh.
April 9th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Nice! But I hope to God that floor is treated!
April 9th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
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April 11th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
So this woman, along with all of the other women on this show are disgusting. It seems to me like they took some of the trashiest women in America, gave them credit cards, and said, “hey! pretend like your rich for the nice people at home!”. Gross.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I’ve seen the show a few times…not all the women are trashy. I like the redhead, she’s a firecracker.
As for this picture, yea…the woman’s not a supermodel, but come on! Obviously all the men who trash it and call her “pancake tits” etc. are a bunch of losers who’ve never been with a real, live woman before and get their perception of breasts from the fake ones they seen on the porno channel in their mother’s basement. This is what’s wrong with the world! This women has a nice body (not a supermodel, but a nice body!), and every time you trash her (or people who look like her) just makes it all the more likely that your own children will grow up in a terrible and disgusting world.
That’s my 2 cents!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Have you ever noticed that these so called ‘connected’ ‘high society’ women never seem to be going anywhere very interesting, rubbing elbows with the real socially elite of NYC? What they fail to realize is that they are all such tacky, new monied boors that nobody who is really ‘high society’ would ever associate with them. I can’t really imagine Babs Walters lunching with any of them. My God, have you seen Alex and Simon’s house? It’s a hovel in Brooklyn, but they think nothing of dropping $30,000 on clothes so she can be ’seen’ at an opening. FYI–nobody cares what you wear—your nobody and never will be. Just my opinion….
April 16th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I think it’s funny when people say these women are stereotypical. I think this show proves, people are people. Yes, they have money. Yes, they can be shallow, classless, pretentious, ugly (must I go on). I think we should face the fact that people with money aren’t special or perfect. So stop killing yourself for those Louboutin’s, or 6 carat diamond. If you win the lottery, you will be exactly the same person you are today. If you are a broke idiot, you’ll be a rich idiot. I remember when the RH’s of Orange County were on and everyone was so upset at how the women portrayed themselves. I live in Orange County and can say first hand, most of the women really are like that. It’s no stereotype, it’s real. If you really think these shows aren’t real, and only show stereotypical versions of these women, maybe you can’t face the truth because YOU ARE JUST LIKE THEM! I think a little “Housewife” lives in all of us. It is what it is, and it is the world we live in. Like Dr. Phil always says, “You can’t change what you don’t acknowlege.” So take a long look in the mirror, and try to be better.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
at least her hair looks good in that picture…on the show her hair looks like tinsel
April 17th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
SHES SOOOO NASTY , EWWW
April 18th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Your pathetic disdain for the accomplished is showing. So much so that you insult the image of an attractive mother of two in such haste that you forgot how to spell. And why did you attack her physical appearance? Because she is successful (and she didn’t settle for a loser like one of you). You gems would not even know who she is if you didn’t affix yourselves to the tele to keep up with her RH’s lifestyle. They “tripped and fell on peni?” Seriously, fellas? What would a woman stand to gain by falling on your dick? A raging std? “Lovesit” is the only one of you who isn’t suffering from the obvious burn of self-loathing and irritating genital rash that causes you to project your insecurities at this reality star who… omg… is not AIR-BRUSHED and didn’t require a consult with her surgeon prior to the photo shoot! And who isn’t trying to maintain the look of a 15 year old to satisfy the sub-socitey of unapologetic pedafiles you comprise. I always wondered who watched anime porn. Now I know.
[What's with all this anger?]
April 18th, 2008 at 7:11 am
In my haste, I forgot to mention how much I love it. She looks great. I hope to look so good after my second child. And I hope I have the opportunity to uncharacteristically turn up my nose to one of you after my husband happily drops $30K at a boutique just to put a smile on my face! Don’t be disappointed when I fail to notice that you and the other elementary school kids are poking fun at my “pancake [breasts]“.
[Alex? 'Zat you?]
April 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
For me, the looks are one thing, but, the ACTIONS and pretentions of those two are the target most want to assail.
Sad but true, reality TV has given carte blanche for anyone to poke fun & dissect those who appear on our television screens.
It is difficult to not cast our aspersions on those who’s common sense has flown out of the window.
How sad is it also that they are raising their children in a make believe world, rather than letting them be happy in their own skin ?
If this show were only a week or two in length the rant wouldn’t have been this bad.
I usually call a spade a spade & these two are 2 of a kind.
April 19th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
There is only one word to describe Alex and her gay husband… POSERS! There is no amount of money, make-up or expensive clothes that can make her more than what she is…. an unattractive country bumpkin!
April 20th, 2008 at 11:59 am
fucking eww. that is nast
April 20th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
They are scam artists probably and her husband probably talks with no accent.
Their apt. was for poor people. If u have that much $, you hire people to work - duh!
Plus, why didn’t they take a jet to Australia TOGETHER? Ridiculous! Obvious fakes, phony-frauds!
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
thats gross…and its also disgusting how attached she is to her husband on the show
April 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
This whole thing is quite funny to me. I mean if she felt the need to out these pictures of herself up all over the net thats her decision. Why is everyone so quick to point out everyone elses flaws? Dont get me wrong I would be a little embaressed if I had to explain that to my two little boys in 5 years, but at the same time… who really cares? She did this because shewanted to… ok… so we move on with our lives… Her husband didnt have a problem… leave them alone… great day people
April 25th, 2008 at 12:54 am
I think this women gets too much shit. Who gives a fuck what she does? She really isn’t that bad, and I think it’s good that she tries to expose her kids to different things. They do need some discipline though. But nothing is wrong with kids learning different languages. In fact thats good. And her husband is the shit. Little metro sexual thing. I would like to have a man that enjoys shopping as much as me and likes pussy too.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:04 am
She’s is so horrible! I hate everyone but the redhead, but I hate her the most. Her husband is a total FAG, with all that french shit, her kids probably will be too.
April 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
She looks great. What is the big deal? There’s so much more to life than going on and on about this issue. Great exposure for Bravo.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
hello? what about bethenny?? she’s the only hot one and funny and real. the others are annoying. esp.pancake tits and phoney countess.
April 25th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
she just HAD to capture her post-baby nursing boobs before they done gone and left her.
April 26th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Alas, none of the women had any class and it was amusing to watch them attempt to define it. I liked Jill best and Alex least. Im glad she was called on her pretentiousness. The Countess.. a social climber too. There is no class in New York ’society’ although Ivanka has managed to bring a soupcon of genetic upraisal considering the gene pool.
April 26th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
That made me sick, my, those poor children. Their parents are classless wannabes whom have no idea about social graces or child rearing. Is her family blue blood, aka inbreed?
April 27th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Spend some of that money on getting your teeth fixed and getting pretty before going on national tv acting so snotty with your snotty husband and ill-trained children. Just plain NASTY!
April 30th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Jill has been described as a “Society Girl”. Right. Has 5 towns JAP written all over her. Bethenny is no one to be criticising anyones accent. In fact they all sound and act rather low class, albeit with credit cards. Every one of these broads would set off alarms if they got within a block of the Colony Club. Even the “Countess” is no lady. I like the way her housekeeper rolled her under the bus for going out drinking all the time when her kids want her to stay home. Never did see the “Count”, oh right he has at least 2 other families to support. Hope that title came with a large cash flowing estate in France. Simon cant be gay, he doesnt dress well enough, and the only WASP in sight is his hayseed wife who wont be getting anywhere near Park Ave in this lifetime. Why spend 30K on a dress and go to St Barts to try to prove you are something you are not when the brownstone needs a major once over. Jill had a “connection” at the Cleremont School and “hooked up” Alex and Simon with an interveiw at this “exclusive” school. Laughable, Cleremont is begging people to come down town and drop 30K a year. People move to Greenwich and send the kids to public school when the dont make the cut uptown before sedning them to Cleremont.
Sadly, much of the US TV Veiwing public now thinks these skanks are representative of NY “society” Scary thought. Scarier yet is that they might actually be such.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am
I don’t think there that bad. So what it’s her body!!!!!!!!!! As far as people not understanding why her and Simon are so close then they must not have a loving marriage!!!!!!! I like her and Jill and the Countess, Bethanny is ok, but I can’t stand Ramona she needs to have a reality check, she is the one that dances like a hooker!!! Ramona is just jealous that her own husband thinks she is a loud mouth. One day she is going to smart off to the wrong person and get her face slapped!! I believe that person is going to be Jill. If I was Alex she would have got slapped the first time she talked to my husband that way. What a bi***!!! Who would want her skin care products? She looks like she is wired all the time and that she can’t close her eyes. I pray to God if there is anohter season they replace her or I know alot of woman who won’t be watching she is so not Classey!