Crack open some champagne
Probably gonna make my way over to Bar 9 later tonight. So if you have absolutely nothing better to do, you might as well stop by and have a drink on me.
I hope that drink stays cold, ’cause warm champagne tends to taste like shit.
Take a report.
-Large
What: Fundraiser for Wounded Warrior Project, featuring the music of Mad Larry & Friends, plus Lt. Pat (Bayonet Company) is back from Iraq. NO COVER or any bullshit, just a good time.
Where: Bar 9, 53rd St. 9th Ave
When: Tonight 7pm & on
Who: your moms
Why: to post pictures on TAR
How: Off-duty watering hole for strippers
Again: Eat balls
June 25th, 2008 at 11:46 am
God that’s beatiful. I’d hang that in my dining room. Great art. Conversation piece.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:46 am
the less disgusting version of 2 girls 1 cup.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:47 am
I mean the sexy version of 2 girls 1 cup.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
that is a fukn sweet can. wow. no i realize it was prob just a random shot someone found, but u gotta get a name of this broad. what an ass.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
A great example of “Less is More”-If she can fit a pint glass between her cheeks, it’s better to leave her alone.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:50 am
No thanks, I don’t drink Rose.
June 25th, 2008 at 11:53 am
i want to take a bite out of her ass and then drink the champagne
June 25th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I would lick that ass until my tongue became permenantly brown…
June 25th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Patrick M: i agree completely. it would really tie the room together.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Could you turn around, I want to smell the cork.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
This is the only way I drink champagne, poor girl has to dip her ass in ice every 10 minutes…
June 25th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Some champagne before your colonic Ms.?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
That’s called “setting the table”.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
donger…hope she doesn’t go black mamba on you
June 25th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Well, if no sex in the champagne room- then what do we do now?
June 25th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Contratulations Miss, you’ve met all the requirments for your Stripper Certification. Congratulations to you and the entire 06/25/08 (morning session) Class!
June 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
champagne in the ass? wonder were she keeps the bottle.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Not to be picky but is that a permanent stain or some weird shadow. Either way I am shooting the puck.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I’d like to spray my Pledge on that ass-table
June 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
My wife can do that with a beer bottle. Best part is her bottle opener in the front.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
i’d fck the justic scalia out of her.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I never cared for champange, but served this way, I’d definitely become a drinker of the bubbly.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I’d fuck the fed minutes out of her
June 25th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I get no kick from champagne, mere alcohol, does not thrill me at all, so tell me why should it be true, that I want to push your shit in for you….
June 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
her face could look like patrick ewing’s feet and i’d leave my wife and three kids just to have a sip.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
that would be great if she had 3 ass cheeks to hold 2 glasses. Kinda like Total recall and the chick with 3 t’s
June 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Gotta love Martian poontang.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Dick Grasso just popped his cork and ordered another bottle…
June 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
huh, after staring at this pic till its memorized–i must have spent too mch time imagining the myriad reports id give to this broad, as i just noticed that just below the bottom of the glass are the tips of this fine spec-o-mines naughty bits.
yummy.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
hey Kobe tell me how my ass tastes…
June 25th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Stoooooooopid Silly Nicelike!!!!! Allovasudden I love ‘tastes like hot ass’ champagne
June 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Hammertime: excellent observation on the naughty bits. That’s just given me reason to stare at this photograph for another extremely wasteful amount of time
[And given me reason to censor that shit! Standards, gentlemen, standards.]
June 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’m thirsty!
June 25th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I like a trained chick to fetch my champagne. Better than those stupid dogs that fetch beer in commercials. She’s “fetching”.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I would like to propose a toast. ” To a lifetime of health, happiness and anal.”
June 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
eternal, funny guy. knuckles deep in the leather donut
June 25th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I would like her to sample my Dong Perignon.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Nothing like a Duval enema for a sweet piece of meat like that. That is one silly ass!
June 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
btw, the bar 9 thing was a good time for a good cause. even got there early and watched five too young to shave more than once a week douchenozzles in suits each come in, ask the bewildered bartender with the itchy contacts where Large’s party was and run out without even ordering a beer or a spritzer. god firbid they hung out for five minutes to see what’s what and donate a couple of bucks
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
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