WTF Wednesday - sour milk on bitter chocolate
Jasmine Guy (only 44 years-old) from that Cosby spin-off A Different World, and Joan Van Ark (55 years-old) from a bunch of “bitch-shows” look like fucking corpses.
I would rather go coffin diving in the morgue.
Take a report.
-Large
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
This is no time for nostalgia.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
holy fuck
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Wow. Hi-def bad for these two.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
wow that skank is only 44 years old..holy shit, she hit the wall going 100 mph….probably wears crox and fuks LAX players now…so sad
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Admin - can we get a seal of authenticity that the pic of Joan Van Ark is actually her and not the wax statue of her outside Madame Tussauds on 42nd street
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
seriously, what goes through these women’s mind when they wake up in the morning & look in the mirror? They actually have the balls to walk out of their house the way they look? Other things that make me wonder—-what goes through a man’s mind when he’s standing in line at a clothing store about to buy a PINK shirt?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Time and the elements get to everyone. Most, if not all, people in Hollywierd are at best High School graduates and they are seeking advice from the other High School flunkies. Haven’t spoken to or associated with any people from High School since I left 27 years ago and I know I am better off because of it. Proof is in those pictures.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
that made my eyes burn
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
THAT’S SOME SCARY SHIT…….
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
These 2 have aged like cottage cheese left out in the hot sun. And whats all over JVA’s face? Is that vaseline or spooj from a recent report?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
if you look closely, it looks like van ark is covering up some 5 oclock shadow with a heavy dose of makeup
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
You sure Van Ark isn’t in her 90s?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Now starring in Balloon Knots Landing.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Does that Bitch realize she is still breathing? WOW
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Fuck Large, you just made me sick, and that is an accompishment in itself…I’m gonna quote YOU though,
“[Thank you, Dr Jim and I want this on record: I would gladly bang any woman who's been featured on TAR. And I don't laid much. So your correlation is real.]”
Thanks for fucking up my day, dick.
[I forgot I wrote that. I guess I would gladly do Joan Van Ass then. I just wouldn't brag about it, that much.]
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
They should hire that ugly cunt down at the E.R. for the case of the 4 hour viagra hard on
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Guess those residual checks don’t add up to much, doesn’t look like either has seen Dr.90210 to lessen the visual assault on the rest of us.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No way JG is 44. Can someone second that? She looks 60.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Joan Van Ark is right up there with my other favorite heartthrob, Jocelyn Wildenstein:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
My computer just crashed because I had that picture of Joan Van Ark up too long, shit I don’t know why I came back to check if that was for real, but I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
JG is def 44. I used to go to the same gym as her her back in the day and her hawtness was off the charts. So sad. And wtf is wrong with pink shirts?
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Look how well this woman aged!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007613.html
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I bet Jasmine Guy sports the rat tail behind that horrific mug.
http://www.lolattack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/rat_tail_haircut2.jpg
That being said.
Id still like to let my hog loose to taste her Jello-pudding.
Joan Van Ark must have had a LAX accident.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I think Joan Van Ark was one of the zombie women in the Thriller video…i can imagine pieces of her would fall off while you banging her….
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
thanks wookie - just threw up in my mouth
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Joan Van Ark, more like Joan Van OUCh!! She looks like the guy from nightmare before christmas or Micheal Jackson in a few years.
Jasmine, just because your last name is Guy; doesn’t mean you have to become one then go drag.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
I’m speechless , really am. Van Ark looks like she’s trying to cover up a 5 o’clock shadow
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Large,
You f*cked up. That’s Michael Jackson dressed as a man and Dan Carvey in drag.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
they’re all in NEVERLAND
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
and to think at one time someone willingly fucked these things
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I’d sooner take down the bottom feeder sitting to my left
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:09 pm
my penis just got asian and irish at the same time
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
i just sharted all over my phone
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Off topic but CNBC reporting Israel rode into town on a Vespa to surrender to Feds….Large, you better check the garage when you get home!
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I thought I was looking at Wayne Newton and Rocky Dennis.
Van Ark looks like a rotted sausage.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
joan van ark now looks like angela from who’s the boss, but with no danza slap in her future
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Between her annoying voice and her hot shit attitude, Jasmine Guy to me was always pretty unfuckable. Now that she looks like a cross between Eartha Kitt and a coach bag, I wouldn’t even donkey punch the woman with Large’s fist.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
JVA is actually 65. But it doesn’t matter. Supposedly just after a facelift. Looks awful for 85.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
JVA is actually dead, its just that no one has told her yet
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Yo Adrian!! Van Ark looks like the piece of meat Rocky hit in Rocky 1.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:24 pm
these 2 trainwrecks should take some advice from the 53 year old Christie Brinkley…i’m watching her walk into court for her divorce case and although she had to take multiple reports from that troll Billy Joel and had to put up with her current husband cheating on her with some hot 20 year old Rican…this 53 year old has held up..kudos to you Christie…Jasmine and Van Ark…Take a Fukin Report you crypt keepers
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Night of the Living Dead - part 73
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I think I’d rather bang Bea Arthur and Eartha Kitt!
BTW, Pat M and Deputy…some of your best work yet
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
not that it matters, but JVA the new speed limit, not the old speed limit
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
This post hurts because I used to be intrigued with Jasmine as the black southern belle on Another World, back when I used to watch it 4-5 times a week. The show isn’t on much anymore, but those passionate memories lingered - and are now dashed. A different world alright. I feel sorry for me.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Damn, you warned us, but damn those rank up there. I think my penis just crawled up inside myself upon seeing those mortician training dumbies. Im scrolling back down to Sarah Lee.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I’m curious to what caused the brusing around Joan Van Bark’s mouth. I’m guessing everytime she goes to kiss her husband, he hits her with a 2×4.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
i guess michael jackson finally got the look he wanted.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Jasmine Guy looks like Dwayne Wayne Donkey Punched her too many times- horrible.
Large- Justin definitely called you out on your post earlier! You needed to mention that WTFW posts don’t count as broads you would bang, you sick bastard you.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Different World? The only one from that show I would do is Marisa Tomei. Jasmine looks like Dwayne Wyane now.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:54 pm
can you imagine what they look like without makeup
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Gerard Depardieu,
hilarious
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Can’t fool me: that’s David Spade on the bottom (and Old Spade on top)
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Gerad Depardieu get the Pwns the Fucking Thread award
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
OK, I have no idea what Pwns stand for so either thank you or fuck you.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Iggy Pop
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Jasmine Guy!! I though that was Eartha Kitt
July 3rd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Where is Jm J. Bullock when you need him?
http://www.soapoperadigest.com/features/JimJBullockP.jpg
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 am
Jm J. Bullock is probably standing in a shopping bag in a stall in the main Grand Central men’s room.