Head! Pants! Now!

Will you look at this little bastard?

The red afro covering his boar’s head, tiny features in a fat face, and a reserved sense of confidence even in the presence of Kate Beckinsale. Shit, he’s even got an acre of gut hanging out of the bottom of his shirt… What’s not to love?

48 Replies to “Head! Pants! Now!”

  1. kid looks like old classmate from st marys…..think he starred in some “sizzlean” commercials as child!! i’m sure he’s taking reports as we speak……….

  2. Gotta love little Large-In-Training. Before you know it, Little Large will be passed out in an executive bathroom minus his pants.

  3. Lol, Annie.

    Boars head, lol.

    There’s a dude right behind it wearing the same shirt and he appears to be propping the ‘lil porker from tumbling back off the coral.

  4. First off, Kate B is in my top 5….smokin’.

    Secondly, it looks like everyone behind this Grade A piece of tail ended up in the short end of the gene pool…WTF?

    Thirdly, I never thought I would be jealous of an overweight, red headed,7 year old…..Amen brother, keep on truckin’

  5. get a load of his mom over his shoulder….poor kid. he’s doomed from the word go. never had a fighting chance. i wonder what his sister looks like?

  6. “Is that Juliette Lewis’s kid on the right?”

    Could be….or that bee-atch race car driver’s kid after a date with a Turkey baster full o Eddie Vedders puddin

  7. Binford Says:

    September 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
    I think he’s the brother of the kid from Bad Santa.

    can’t stop laughing. . too funny. .

    kid will never play LAX and never play hockey. . he will just become a target in Dodgeball…

  8. The look on the kid’s face says, I like what I see but don’t know what to do about it…

    Poor fella hasn’t discovered masturbation yet.

  9. Kid’s academic progression:

    Receiver of nuclear-wedgies in the middle-school locker room
    President of the A/V club in high school
    Drain-clogger at Michigan

  10. Nobody made mention of the I Married an Axe Murderer nod in the title of the thread…


    Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy’s heed.
    Tony Giardino: Shhh!
    Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
    Tony Giardino: Shhh, you’re going to give the boy a complex.
    Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.
    Tony Giardino: Shh!
    Stuart Mackenzie: Has it’s own weather system.
    Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
    Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!

    Stuart Mackenzie: I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

  11. I think that kid just got stung by a bee, having his melon swell like that. Should have been Kate’s fun bags instead. She does have the b-b’s on a breadboard thing going.

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