“THE” OSU reality

“Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all?”
-Samuel Butler

I pose this question to “THE” Ohio State University. We have all rooted for losing teams, some of us have even sat with proverbial “tears in our beers” as our favorite football/hoops team loses in a championship game, but to drop two chances at National Championships in 3 months? That is terrible. Especially when you
factor in OSU’s “alleged” talent pool (College Football’s Heisman Trophy winner Troy Smith, and the basketball team’s 47 year old Freshman sensation, Greg Oden).  

Some Buckeye fans might argue that just getting to the big game is exciting enough. These same people probably agree that just being nominated for an Oscar is accomplishment enough. But I think sitting in front of a TV watching your team get smoked in the BCS 41-14 by Urban Meyer’s Gators then get raped again in March Madness by those same Gators (this time led by the effeminate Joachim Noah) is like
sucking a tit through a sweater.

Ohio State… Take a fucking report.

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7 Replies to ““THE” OSU reality”

  1. Teller… nice to see you using full sentences. Couple of cracks for you:

    Why do the girls at OSU sing while they take a shit?
    So they know which end to wipe when they’re finished.

    How many Ohio State fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One, but he gets 3 credits.

    You hear about the power outage at the Ohio State University library?
    Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    You hear about the fire in OSU’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
    The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

    How do you make Ohio State University cookies?
    Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

    What did the Ohio State graduate say to the NotreDame graduate?
    “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order, please?”

    How do you get an Ohio State University grad off of your front porch?
    Pay him for the pizza.

    Get your own blog.

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