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Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

You know what I just love?  Advice and/or criticism from people I barely know on how to run this site. 
Or sometimes I’m blessed with unrequested reviews on certain pieces of content… 

feathered wisdom“The site has too much nudity.”
“The site has too little nudity.”
“You were a little harsh on so-and-so.”
“Lay off Ameachi. AND I MEAN IT!”
“What’s up with the bandwidth - is admin strapped in and wearing a helmet on the short bus?” (yes)
“Today wasn’t as funny as last Wednesday.”

In the future, I would invite anyone who has a problem with anything they see on takeareport.com to write down their complaints on the closest dildo they can find, and then ram said dildo directly up their ass… These are the same types of people who pay $12.99 for a 48 oz steak at SIZZLER, but send it back because it’s “too fatty.”

This is a free service run by 2 high school dropouts… I could give a fuck less what anybody thinks.  Honestly.  Just leave me alone.

Take a fucking report.

-Large