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I’ve said it before, but “stolen moments” like this caught on a camera phone are infinitely more exciting to me than straight-up porn. I almost don’t want to see her face because there’s nothing but downside risk from here.
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No idea where this couple is heading, but I think I might just follow them for a while.
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I can’t be 100% sure, but I gotta think whoever was driving that thing was killed, no?
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A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
“I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.”
Just for the record, finding a rat in your shorts isn’t newsworthy. Take a report.
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The next post will be a double shot of WTF Wed - the sorriest one yet. This installment might leave you feeling abandoned, bitter and old, or even make you yearn for last week when TAR flirted with permanent gayness. Speaking of, poll time:
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If I were a gay guy, I would definitely become one of those instructors who takes people “tandem sky-diving”. I mean, you are basically dry humping random dudes for 30,000 feet at a clip… Works out perfectly.
Either that, or I would teach paddle-tennis.
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My wife and I went to dinner with another couple on Friday night. The meal was terrible, and afterwards we went into the restaurant bar for a nightcap before going home and releasing our babysitters back into captivity. It was our first time venturing into what unbeknownst to us, was a popular “cougar” hangout, and it was pretty entertaining to watch older women in inappropriately tight outfits, and unbelievably orange skin sit there and get hit on guys with dyed hair and “snug” pants (I counted at least 7 “manginas”).
Got me thinking… Who was the original cougar?… or “OC”, as I will refer to it from here on. I have a few suggestions, but you can certainly feel free to post your own in the comment field. I’m thinking these women are all AFTP’s but with a much older and sluttier feel.
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This first one was mentioned to me by a buddy a couple weeks ago, and I have no idea if she is even still alive… Remember that older whore on Three’s Company who lived in the same building, and was always trying to bang Jack? Her character’s name was Lana, she had a big old sloppy rack and couldn’t give a fuck less if John Ritter’s character was really gay or not. She just wanted to sip the juice.
In retrospect, she was fucking TERRIBLE looking. But back then she had a “naughty-older-woman-thing” going on that was extreeeeemely exciting to an overweight pre-teen.
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The second was Dean Wormer’s wife from Animal House… Who I think was modeled after Ann Bancroft’s character from The Graduate. The way she downed vodka, and then banged Otter is basically the recipe for a textbook Friday night of the modern day cougar.
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The third and final was the older blond cop with the big bombs in Police Academy… What a fucking pig. But clearly she fits the category of OC to a tee.
Who did I miss?
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