Take A Report

Indian police have discovered a stash of hundreds of human skulls and thigh bones and arrested a gang for allegedly smuggling them to the Himalayan kingdom of Bhutan for use in Buddhist monasteries. 

Desperate for leads, local police consulted professional bone smuggler, John Amaechi, who said, “Hundreds of bones?  That’s fucking aggressive!”

Thanks for the insight Johnny, and take a fucking report!

-Large

Read a couple of fluffy mags this week with some girlfriends and apparently David Hyde Pierce came out of the closet…  He resides “fabulously” in LA with his long time partner Brian Hargrove (or “Bubbles” as he affectionately referred to him), and two Wheaten Terriers, named “John” and “Amaechi”.

Good for him… but this is really news?  Don’t you think EVERYONE knew that the guy who played Niles Crane has been covered in loads since the mid-90’s?

Anyhoo… have fun blowing Bubbles, Davey, and save some of those same sex reports you take for your dogs.