Take A Report

I know the guy behind the controversial “racist” SalesGenie commercial that aired during the Superbowl and I’ll bet anything he took inside of 5 minutes to dream up that tong of cartoon pandas eating egg rolls. Rest assured, it’s mission accomplished because he got people pissed off and talking about SalesGenie. Now instead of getting fired, like he would in any other field, he’ll be getting a raise. I think I’ll send him Large’s resume.

Here’s a cool site to watch the Superbowl commercials. - admin

“Hello, 1-800-FLOWERS? Yeah, this is motherfucking Mercury Morris…

I need to send 60 of your finest ‘Thank You Bouquets’ to East Rutherford, NJ.”

Take a report.

-Large

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Congrats to the NY Giants… Didn’t think you had it in you.

Take a report.

-Large

Tom Brady annoys the shit out of me, but put a gun to my head, and I’ll take the Pats and lay the 12 on Sunday. The Giants seem a little cocky, and Tom Coughlin is a douche.

I am in more pools than Harrow’s this year, but the only numbers that have a shot with are 5 & 0, so I’m calling Pats 35-Giants 10… And if that happens, the Fat-Man is 10 grand richer, bitches!

Enjoy the Bowl and take a report.

-Large

 I hope Eli’s protection holds up… I hear that Hilton chick is a bit promiscuous.

Take a report.

-Large & Karl

People have been asking me what I’ve got planned for Superbowl Sunday…

I don’t know… Probably just hang out on the couch with some friends, same as last year.

Take a report.

-Large

Junior Seau: “Tommy, you win us just one more game and finally get me that ring, and I promise you’ll forget all about that Giselle once I put some ‘Seau-stank’ on your hang-low.”

Tom Brady: “Not sure what that means, Junior, but thanks very much.”

Take a report.

-Large