How do you take yours?
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 ......
Send to friend.
Archive for the ‘Big (in a good way)’ Category
Sara Lee she ain’t (and who’s complaining?)
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Even if this cake tastes like shit, I’m guessing her boyfriend is having the best birthday ever.
“I got all this frosting on my tank-top… How will I ever get it off?”
Take a report.
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Top heavy expenditures
Friday, June 20th, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Headline: Herma Group spending $55m to build new tankers.
Maybe Denise Milani was unavailable.
Have a nice weekend and take a report.
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The Orange Counties
Thursday, June 19th, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
My buddy is thiiiiis close to buying this particular necklace for his wife’s birthday. He just needs to go back to the store and look at it on the saleswoman another dozen times or so before he makes up his mind.
You think that stone is real? Or do you think it’s an implant… Err… I mean… Do you think it’s a cubic zirconium?
Take a report.
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Be a man
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Open your eyes, you little faggot. They’re just tits.
Take a report.
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Go Twins!
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Quick baseball note… Pitchers and catchers report today.
She’s definitely a “catcher”.
Take a report.
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Milk does a body good, apparently
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Where does Katherine Heigl store all that milk she’s been drinking lately?
I can’t be sure, but I do have 2 pretty good guesses.
Take a report.
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These cans were made for ogling
Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008 ...... Send to friend.
Happy Birthday, Dolly Parton!
Dolly Rebecca Parton and the twins turned a semi-healthy 62 on Sunday.
Fascinated by her as a kid. Repulsed by her as an adult. I’ve run the emotional gamut with this bitch since I was 12 years-old.
By the way… I’m taking the over on 62. She was 50 when I was 10. No way is she 62 years-old.
And if she has one more facelift, she’ll have a beard
Take a report
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