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“Ahem!… Ladies!… This isn’t yoga class. I’m going to have to ask you stop what you’re doing and leave IKEA immediately!”

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I hear these girls need a sixth man.

Enjoy your weekend and take a report.

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“Alrighty now… Everybody get together and take off your shirts.”

“Okay. Now you… All the way on the far left… Put on a bra that is extremely unsexy just so you can further distance yourself from your more attractive room-mates… That’s it… Perfect.”

“Now, second to last on the right… I’m just not feeling how much of a whore you are… How about pulling down your pants, turning around, and sticking out your tongue like some goofy slut?… Good… Good.”– CLICK –

“Right. Now if I could just have you 2 grab the slut’s ass, and then have the blonde on the far right look extremely high maintenance, we’ll be ready to go.”

“Okay, now… Just perfect… Ready… Set… Cheeeeeeese!” aaaand…

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I think that girl in the middle is licking the other girls arm… If that’s true, then good for her!

Enjoy the view.

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One of these girls has a dad who thinks she’s at Bible Camp for Spring Break.  Can you guess which one it is?

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I was going to pick North Carolina this weekend, getting 10 from Georgia Tech (UNC lost by 2), but couldn’t find an intriguing co-ed picture from either school.  Instead I jumped all over the highly photographic sluts of NC State, and they didn’t cover.

So today, this little beauty falls into my lap (figuratively speaking, of course), and now I’m kicking myself. 

What can you do? 

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This shot is from a website called “Booties For Booty”, and the premise is that anonymous girls can send in pictures of their painted asses in support for USC quarterback John David Booty’s quest for this year’s Heisman Trophy.

Well, the staff here at takeareport.com think USC has gotten enough Heisman-love as of late, and would like to put our support behind University of West Texas fullback, Lionel Snook.

Any other “snook-shots” can be forwarded to tar.com, care of our resident snook specialist, and Penn State grad… You guessed it… Mr. John Amaechi.

Enjoy the weekend and take a report.

Well, the first week of the college football season has come and gone,
and I would like to say, “Comgrats!” to 3 of the sport’s traditional
“powerhouses”: 

* Notre Dame managed to score 3 points against the “vaunted” Georgia Tech defense, to secure only the sixth 30 point home loss in that school’s long and privileged history.  (more…)