Archive for the ‘GIFT’ Category

You Merkin Mutch? Double G.I.F.T. Friday

Friday, August 22nd, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

You ever meet someone who’s name just doesn’t go with either their looks or personality?

And I know I got lucky with my parents naming me “Large”, and all. But keep in mind that I was a very big newborn (14 pounds 6 ounces), so I think they knew I was genetically predisposed to be a man of considerable size.

But how about these 2 Girls-I-Found-Today?

The first is Sarah Mutch, and I don’t know alot about her, but she doesn’t strike me as a “Mutch”… She looks more like a “Destiny Romijn Fritana”, or something.

And the second is Michele Merkin, which is unique because I believe a “merkin” is a pubic wig…

What’s ironic here is that from this angle it seems that Michele has gone through great efforts to rid herself of any pubic hair even though she is named after a replacement of just that sort of thing. Still, it must make her family proud that she has kept her real name. So you could go as far as to say she is…

Have a good weekend everybody, and don’t forget to take your reports.

-Large

A summer GIFT

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

Summer is almost over… And thank God for that. I’m just not built for the heat. But for all of you sun-worshipers out there, this Girl-I-Found-Today is for you…

Her name is Summer Altice (Playboy’s Miss August 2000), and she’s a beautiful, bisexual model who is plastered all over the internet. So poke around, and get back to me.

Take a report.

-Large

***And no porn links, thanks. ***

A G.I.F.T. from the darkside.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The Girl-I-Found-Today is Bianca Beauchamp…

She’s a Canadian fetish model who specializes in latex pictorials… And I’m guessing you don’t have alot of them floating around your office.

Enjoy, and take a report.

-Large

A G.I.F.T for the bruthas

Friday, July 25th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The Girl-I-Found-Today is model/actress Lola Luv.

She’s a beautiful young urbanite who also happens to have “cheeks for weeks”…

Enjoy, and take a report.

-Large

The GIFT of Gemma Barrett

Thursday, July 17th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The Girl-I-Found-Today is Gemma Barrett, and she’s Miss Great Britain.

You’re welcome, enjoy, tally-ho, and take a report.

-Large

A healthy G.I.F.T.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The “Girl- I- Found- Today” is Amanda Carrier, and she’s one of those actress/fitness models.

And if you don’t like her, then congrats on being gay.

Take a report.

-Large

A G.I.F.T. from Howie Mandell

Friday, June 20th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The latest edition of Girl-I-Found-Today, is Miss Ursula Mayes. You may have noticed her as the “Case # 5 Girl” on NBC’s Deal Or No Deal…

…and now you know her as the “Box #1 Girl ” on takeareport.com.

Enjoy, and take a report.

-Large

Ole Miss GIFT to you

Monday, June 9th, 2008 ......Send to friend. Send to friend.

The name’s Tramp… Amber Tramp… And she’s the Girl-I-Found-Today. She’s also the starting catcher for the Ole Miss Softball Team.

Other than the fact that she turns 21 in October, there are only 2 thing I know about her:

1) Her name is “Tramp”.

2) She likes to play catcher.

Take a report.

-Large